Hungry as an angry bear
I was walking up to my home after my workout and in the air i smell this restaraunt smell, like the most delicious smell ever. It was like a giant smoker cooking up some proscuitto wrapped ribs. AYE-YAY-YAY!
Gross Dude: It's hard for me to come.
Me: To the gym?
Gross Dude: Yeah.
Me: Finish your fucking sentences. You are gross, dude.
Fashion at work
Boss: You know wearing black makes you look thinner?
Me: You know what else makes me look thinner? Losing 50 pounds.
pretty awesome Transformers 2 review →
Why I refuse to go see G.I Joe →
There is no way I will let Hollywood ruin this one for me.
onlysubterranean: Robin Sparkles Debbie Gibson -...
I have been selected to participate in the 48 hour...
I will be acting, its been a while. Wish me luck! Im gonna need it. Love, Daleena
Nurse: So i heard you got into a fight with a can of Tuna
Me: Yeah, real tough guy stuff. I kicked that can's ass.
I sliced my finger on a tuna can.
Bloody painful. Almost needed stiches, opted for a “fun” vacation instead.
For The Record...
I had a lady’s face all in my vajay- ripping my pubes out. Not only weird but it is as painful as it sounds. I don’t know if i will ever get a brazilian bikini wax again. That is all.
I am nervous to get my bikini line waxed for the...
Strangers ripping my pubes out sounds like a nightmare. I got to look good for my vaca. :D
Miami Tumblr Meet Up?
Next Date? Virginia Key? Beach BBQ? What do ya say?
Mark Ronson & Nick Catchdubs TOXIC
Why Exercise Won't Make You Thin →
itsallinmyhead: lauterhaus: The basic problem is that while it’s true that exercise burns calories and that you must burn calories to lose weight, exercise has another effect: it can stimulate hunger. That causes us to eat more, which in turn can negate the weight-loss benefits we just accrued. Exercise, in other words, isn’t necessarily helping us lose weight. It may even be making it harder. ...
How do guys feel about girls with short hairdo's?