February 2009
339 posts
Fisheating Creek
miamiblrs
capricious:
i will be in the glorious city march 6th-14th or so. is there anything awesome going on i should know about / try to get tickets to? we have TWO lovely birthdays to celebrate, march 9th and march 13th, dates and times TBA.
otherwise, let me put you on notice i’ll be frequenting richter library and possibly the med campus as well. mostly richter. probably every day. and my glorious...
Im buying Modest Mouse's 'Long Distance Drunk' on...
It’s been in my head and i need to feed the Hunger.
I better get to bed- i got camping tomorrow :D
Barb Wire is an amazing masterpiece.
I think the movies died after Barb Wire was made. Pamela Anderson should have won an Oscar for her captivating portrayal of a Stripper/Bounty Hunter.
Endorse the Use of Live Dogs as Shark Bait
This facebook Group recruited me and now i am a member.
indieandyy:
Being overweight is technically unhealthy, just like being underweight is technically unhealthy. What’s overweight and what’s underweight? I have no idea, I’m pretty sure it has something to do with your height and I’m pretty sure there’s a chart about it. But I really don’t know because I’m not a doctor. Oh, guess what else….neither are you! Next time you feel the need to look at a...
We are gonna be friends ... →
(via hungryfrog)
I can tell
I just had a conversation about Marajuana with my...
I am pretty sure i convinced her that Alcohol causes way more damage than Pot, and is effective in treating anxiety disorders etc…
My mom is a conservative old fashioned cuban woman.
Maybe i should start a v-blog segment with her.
Rescue me from the fabulous life I live.
New Cusack Tumblr →
Sometimes, I wish you were more of a jerk, so I...
FYL
When you post a link -please make sure if there is...
Some people are at work- asshole.
Does she love you? →
itsnotwhatitaint:
corndujour:
(via caryrandolph)
Normally I don’t reblog my good pal, Miss Randolph, because lets face it everyone that follow me follows her; however, this make you cry, make you vom, make you want to do those little jump-in-the-air heel click thingys-article is an obvious reblog.
She really did love me. She would wear my red hooded sweatshirt when I wasn’t home just because...
You remind me of the babe.
janieblue84:
realrealsoft:
shorterexcerpts:
fluffed:
lamebot:
spacepants:
ladimcbeth:
(via shinyredballoon)
What babe?
the babe with the power
what power?
the power of the voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
remind me of the babe!
Observations
Sometimes we just shuffle through a picture, just because we are not in them, but there is so much more that you are missing.
The more detail you write about from one boring old picture the funnier it can be.
Details, it is all in the details.
Allright!
I give, Im totally starting a Twitter tonight. For Shaq, for Michael Ian Black, for comedy, but not for Mom.
To convince the studio to let him do [Green Lantern], [Michel Gondry] filmed a...
– Seth Rogen, explaining this news from yesterday (via ledenes & seanmobrien) (via supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar)
That’s awesome.
(via peterwknox)
Mmmmmm….Michel Gondry directing meets Seth Rogen writing meets DC Comics. Should be interesting.
(via nicolaxiola)
This Pisses me off! Why on...
So far today:
daveholmes:
I discovered that my last car payment was intercepted by someone who WROTE THEIR OWN NAME OVER “CHASE AUTOMOTIVE,” TOOK IT TO A WELLS FARGO AND CASHED IT.
A total stranger friend requested me on Facebook, I accepted, and then he sent me a message asking for a picture of my dick. DELETE.
I’m worried about what the third thing is going to be.
This is total FML material.
I hope...
Hey Will.I.AM
it’s actually just William.
Will for short, but the actual pronunciation is just plain ol’ William.
Thanks,
Daleena
Daleena..
maeby:
I love you… Your hilarious :D
Leslie I Love you too :) We need to have another Natty Ice Night.
My boss just added me on Facebook...
benwoodall:
Time to start deleting shit.
You can start by deleting your Facebook.