I hate People. People who love me, well i hate them too.
pot heads to avoid
- wookies: wookies are those super earthy smelly fucks that always have acid on them and more than likely have at least one disgusting dread. the only thing they spend money on are (insert jam band name) tickets, traveling between all of their shows, and drugs. they will always be hula hooping at concerts. also, everything they say is fucking retarded.
- the heady intellectual: they do work with NORML. they voted for ron paul. they’re convinced 9/11 was an inside job. they would more than likely suck terrence mckennas DMT dosed dick if he were alive. they really are smart, but they waste their intellect on the dumbest shit on earth and want to tell you allll about it.
- the star child: they think every living human is somehow connected with the movement of the stars. probably a fuckin wiccan or some other dumb shit new age religion. they girl version always has a fat nerd fuck for a boyfriend that is “really into Tolkien” and has a horrible beard. she is also bat shit insane and will wreck your shit. the guy version just plays along so he can fuck the star child chick because his fat ass would still be a virgin otherwise.
- white rastas: they will smoke every speck of bud in your jar before you even sit down and then “smoke you back” with their shitty dirt weed. they say some words with jamaican accents, which is annoying as fuck. they also only eat organic food, that is when they’re not eating sonic, wendy’s, or taco bell.
- real rastas: they will get your ass locked up.
- frat bros: they brag about the “nugz” they had last week, but will never have them this week. they steal lighters and drink a lot of cheap beer. do not accept a bowl from a frat bro you don’t know, it’s most likely cashed which means you will get hot ass shit in your mouth. also, they love crocs and hemp necklaces…and rape.
The end kills me.