August 2008
84 posts
It's your Anniversary
F*********79: cause one of Hamnet's friends invited me to a pool party for their 2 year wedding anniversary
F*********79: but whatever
F*********79: I don't want to offend
QTqueenD: wedding aniversary
QTqueenD: ((barf))
F*********79: yeah
F*********79: lol
QTqueenD: are they going to play uno and charades
F*********79: no, get drunk and comer mierda
QTqueenD: oh that freaky couple
QTqueenD: the guy with anklet and the girl with the tits?
“you know what would be funny? the incredible hulk trying to use an iphone”
– My Main Squeeze Robert.
((SMOOCH))
“You actually can’t help me today, thats Crumby!”
– Me talking to a co-worker about going out to grab lunch, because both our cars are away. I am totally bringing back the expression “crumby”
I-Dose →
A friend named Tiger recommended me this site- I’m still deciphering whether it works.
What the F*** Do I Have To Do To Get You To Go To... →
Some of you so called “friends” or “acquaintances” have never seen me perform.
What the Frick? If you are going to criticize it might as well be constructive.
For those others who have seen me, what do i have to do to keep you coming?
Click Butt-Munch
Dear, Michelle
well i thought about the army dad said, son you’re fucking high and i thought, yeah there’s a first for everything so i took my old man’s advice three sad semesters it was only fifteen grand spent in bed i thought about the army i dropped out and joined a band instead grew a moustache and a mullet got a job at chic-fil-a citing artistic differences the band broke up in may and in...
“It does not matter!”
– Kirk Meadows
Burlesque and Comedy
So tonight I had a last minute gig, which i must say was quite interesting and a ball of a time. A young Lady contacted me through Q.O.T.S on myspace, and told me there’s Burlesque and we need comedy—-Well how the fuck can i turn that down!?! Tonight’s show was amazing!!! I met a bunch of gorgeous talented ladies that redefine ‘sexy’.
The audience was beautiful!
I...
“I wish I had a rack like Scarlett Johansen” - that should be a rap lyric”
– me
On A Rocketship To Somewhere Land
I’m 26 and I have a shitty stepping stone job, I dropped out of college (after 52 credits) and for the past 6 years i have held various disposable jobs that do not interest or concern me. Performing and creating has always been my number one, having a joke job allows me to be faithful.
College was cool but it also did not meet my expectations, and having to take Elementary Algebra 4 times...
