D- is much, much worse than F. It fails at failing.
For the past days customers have been COMPLETE assholes!! This week has been a shit storm- thank god a couple of comedy gods have given me some opportunities that i am thankful for. This always makes me realize how i have to step up my game and either get a degree in something i like or get as many comedy jobs by hustlin.
FEET and Friendship
Daleena: i like you better when i meet you in cyberspace
Ary: haha why? am i nicer?
Daleena: mmmm cause i dont smell your feet
Ary : but i do and boy do they stink
meagainstthem: i wanna go make sure i have eye issues so i can get glasses. is that gay?
QTqueenD: get joke glasses
QTqueenD: joke glasses work also
QTqueenD: you dont know what its like to be half blind
QTqueenD: Fuck you!
meagainstthem: i think it's gayer to have glasses that you really don't need.
QTqueenD: thats why i have not gotten Lazik
HELP!!! I can’t stop listening to this...
My Text Back and Forth with Obama at 3AM Last...
azizisbored: Barack: I’ve chosen Senator Joe Biden to be our VP nominee. Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3pm ET on www.BarackObama.com. Spread the world! Aziz: Hey man, that’s great. I’m actually asleep, I’ll catch ya tomorrow. Barack: No man, we gotta party! Come out! Aziz: That’s all good, I’ll party up tomorrow. Barack: Quit being a bitch, come out!!!! Aziz: I’m good man. ...
It's Friday Afternoon, Just Got Paid - Music... →
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I hold this against everyone!! Especially Justin
Yay! I updated the look to my You Tube Page →
You sure it’s not in you woom?– Hatian employee telling a tennant in the hotel who is frantically opening all decorative lobby furniture looking for a purse she allegedly left outside. —-In my opinion that crazy bitch left it in her room or car.
Im off Today- or Friday! Cross your fingers for sunshine!
Im on Vacation and a Tropical Depression came to...
This is just great! Im off till Wednesday and the beach has been rendered useless by the weather. Thank goodness i enjoyed myself yesterday with friends and family and jack. Well, at least i still have cuddles.
A Production Assistant's POV
So about a month ago I auditioned for a weight loss show that is supposed to air on WE (the woman’s network). I met the P.A through a friends friend, it turns out she is also a High school buddy to another close friend of mine who is also a phenomenal comedian. I auditioned for the show as any other person would and thought it could have been better, it seems like they always “like...
I got a 50 cent raise. Im totally going to pump “in Da Club” when i...– Me on getting a raise-da-roof
I said “Please don’t push” and he remarked “F—-...– Irene Benjamin (Century Village- Ivan F)